Saturday, August 11, 2007

Sarah Played, or Playing?


Word of mouth has it that Sarah is a player. One moment, she's chatting up with Joshua, and another moment, she's oogling at Michael Wong. Now, she comes to us depressed over Niko. Sources confirm that she is indeed upset about it. When questioned Sarah confirms her depression over the issue. Yet, our private investigators have fished out contradictory information!

Extract 1:
[X.x] says:
but the next week i cried again
[X.x] says:
because of joshua... LOL

Extract 2:
[X.x] says:
aiya dont care... now u help me with magician
[X.x] says:
WAHAHAHAHAHA

Extract 3(She tries to flirt with me):
[X.x] says:
hinting me that u know i like u or something

At 12am on 12/08/2007, a congregration of 250 men gathered outside Sarah's house, attempting to break entry. Further investigation reveals that over 70% of them have been emotionally manipulated by her within the last 2 years. EFFERS still does not know how Sarah has amassed such a harem of men, but caution the public against her nefarious ways.

SIDENOTE:
She even rapes people in their dreams.

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